What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 18:53
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
—
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
No way
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts